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| Written January-March 1942. Filmed March-April
1942.
Produced by Sol M. Wurtzel (20th Century Fox). Directed by Alfred L.
Werker.
Cast: Stan Laurel, Oliver Hardy, Dante the Magician (Harry A. Jansen), Elisha Cook Jr. |
STORY: Laurel and
Hardy take a job transporting a coffin to Ohio, unaware that it
contains one of Fox Studios' ubiquitous gangsters, who thinks this is
the only way to travel. The coffin
gets mixed up with a prop coffin belonging to Dante the Magician, who
hires the Boys for his act. Eventually it all gets sorted out to
everyone's satisfaction, except for the guy in the coffin who gets shot
to death somewhere along the line. |
From 1940 to 1942, when the Boys
were working on their first two movies at Fox, they found time to make
several stage appearances and join a couple of tours, including the
amazing Hollywood
Victory Caravan. These years could be considered the
beginning of their eventual career shift from movie stars to live
performers. (Use the above link to learn more about these years.)
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| JB:
Halfway through
A-HAUNTING WE WILL GO, Dante the Magician hires Laurel and Hardy as his
assistants, figuring
the Boys "could provide some laughs in the show." Sad to
say, predicting the future was not one of Dante's magical
talents. Perhaps the most tedious feature the Boys ever made, A-HAUNTING WE WILL GO is proof that the popular slogan "Movies Are Your Best Entertainment" is not meant to be an all-encompassing statement. About a half hour into this mistitled, misguided movie, you will find an actual Laurel and Hardy-style gag. Backstage at a rehearsal of a magic show, Stan accidentally hits Ollie on the head with a sandbag. Through Ollie's own stupidity, he manages to get himself hit on the head again a second later. Then he looks at the camera and registers annoyance, just like the old days. Look quick for this scene, because it is just about the only time the real Laurel and Hardy show up in the whole movie. This movie is less about Laurel and Hardy and more about a gaggle of gangsters, one of them played by character actor Elisha Cook, Jr., who had been in the superb THE MALTESE FALCON for Warner Brothers the previous year. The tough lowlifes at Roach, such as Walter Long or Leo Willis, were always effective at intimidating Laurel and Hardy. But in this film, the Boys have nothing to fear - these thugs with dirty mugs are about as menacing as Hillary Duff selling chocolate chip cookies for the Save the Kittens foundation. And stupid to boot. Three of the gangsters endlessly confront Laurel and Hardy and threaten them with violence, yet time and again walk away with nothing. Having thoroughly convinced the Boys that they are just college students up to some prank, one of them suddenly pulls a gun. A little while later, the gangsters scowlingly vow not to let each other out of their sights, yet seconds later, one of them says "We better split up" and so they do without a second thought. Not long after that, Laurel and Hardy are trapped on stage, with gangsters in the wings, holdings guns. But when the Boys exit the stage, there are no gangsters to be found anywhere. They just wandered away. Elisha Cook, Jr. has even made a special trip up a flight of spiral stairs, apparently looking for Laurel and Hardy, whom he had just had trapped on stage not two minutes before! Never has Attention Deficit Syndrome in Gangsters been displayed so vividly in a motion picture. Dante the Magician, a well-respected artist who gets co-billing with Laurel and Hardy, looks like he's enjoying himself when he's around the Boys. But it must be asked: if you have a world-class magician and history's greatest comedy team as your stars, why are you eating up so much footage following the mindless frivolities of a bunch of brain-dead hooligans? What could be a
decent comedy setup - Stan and Ollie as Dante's assistants -
never
gets developed much beyond saddling Stan and Ollie with turbans and
balloon pants, as if funny costumes were an adequate substitute for
real comedy (a theme to be further explored in JITTERBUGS
and THE DANCING MASTERS).
Despite Dante's prodigious talents, there is very
little real magic on
display here. He amuses some children on a train with
a couple of table top tricks, and later does a levitation routine that
appears to be filmed without any trick
photography. But once he starts his act on a huge, ornately
decorated set, Dante is mostly confined to his own
circle of Hell,
allowed only a few brief cutaways where he barely gets a chance to
perform some simple closeup stuff before the camera inevitably pans
to other infinitely less-appealing characters. Most of the other
"magic" in this film comes from editing and special effects, rendering
the casting of someone of Dante's stature completely meaningless.
The only scene of this kind worth watching occurs when Stan keeps
entering one prop phone booth and emerging from another.
Well-played by the Boys, it is a solid minute of good fun, especially
when Ollie
opens one booth only to
confront himself popping out to say "Can't I have a little
privacy?". But Stan and Ollie helping Dante with the "Indian rope
trick" barely passes as a comedy scene, and the film's final gag, where
Stan
appears out of a prop egg, reduced in size, only serves as a visual
reminder of how much the real Stan Laurel had been reduced in stature
since leaving Hal Roach. Botton line: rent THE MALTESE FALCON.
Sim Sala Bim! |
Copyright © John Larrabee, John V. Brennan 2003. All Rights Reserved.
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